bram hearts the muppets

bram has been nagging begging asking ever so politely over the last couple weeks for me to put this video on his blog. so here it is. beaker drinks coffee.

it's funny because it's true.

and it's just so beautiful! :')

please welcome Blogger Bram!!! :)

why didn't the skeleton want to cross the road?

'cause he didn't have the guts!

bram's latest joke

bram has been nagging bugging asking ever so graciously that i post his latest joke here. so, gentle readers, here you go! bram's newest joke.


what did the bird say to the cow?


i don't know, bram, what did the bird say to the cow?

don't get me picky, or else i'll pick you back!

bram's newest joke

what did the chicken say to the restaurant?

i don't know. what did the chicken say to the restaurant?


"don't jump on me, or i'll do nothing!!"

get it, mommy? because chickens can't do anything. and restaurants can't jump.

from the sublime to the ridiculous...

christmas day, bram was playing with his lego in the living room. he turned around and said, "mommy, i'm really thankful for everything i have."

a few minutes later, he opened another bag of lego pieces (apparently 3 bags were not enough). the bag exploded, and pieces flew everywhere. he looked around at the mess and said,

"well, i didn't see that coming."

then this morning, i gave him a time-out. he sat on his seat and complained,

"this is not the gateway to the good life."

yup. that's my bram.

bram's favourite colours

when talking to a woman at Little Caesar's tonight...

i like all the colours. except pink, purple, and pinky-purple.

he knows what he likes, apparently.

some random bram-ness

yes, yes, i know. it's been a while since i've posted here. my bad. so i decided to give you a couple great bram-isms from the last month or so.

on our way to asher's immunology appointment in toronto a month ago, the kids were very excited to see the CN tower. once bram saw it in the distance, he said,

"wow, the CN tower is huge! it's even bigger than my thumb!!"

ya think?

this morning during our weekly trip to the grocery store, i let the kids each get a mini pumpkin. bram, right at this very moment, is trying to balance his pumpkin on his head. he was successful for a moment, too, and said,

"mommy, look what i can do!! isn't this great? now i can be in the circus!!"