please welcome Blogger Bram!!! :)

why didn't the skeleton want to cross the road?

'cause he didn't have the guts!

bram's latest joke

bram has been nagging bugging asking ever so graciously that i post his latest joke here. so, gentle readers, here you go! bram's newest joke.


what did the bird say to the cow?


i don't know, bram, what did the bird say to the cow?

don't get me picky, or else i'll pick you back!

bram's newest joke

what did the chicken say to the restaurant?

i don't know. what did the chicken say to the restaurant?


"don't jump on me, or i'll do nothing!!"

get it, mommy? because chickens can't do anything. and restaurants can't jump.

why did the pirates say "Aaaarrrrr"?

because they were pirates!!

bram's favourite jokes

why did the monkey marry the lion? because he swept her off her feet!

and....

why did Thomas (the tank engine) marry Rosie (the tank engine)?

to which, i'm sure, you would reply, "because her swept her off her feet?"

quoth bram, "no. because he swept her off her wheels. because trains have wheels, not feet. it's a thomas and friends joke that i made up! don't you see?"


(for these jokes to make sense, you have to know the original on which they're based:
why did the teacher marry the janitor? because he swept her off her feet!)