why did the monkey marry the lion? because he swept her off her feet!
and....
why did Thomas (the tank engine) marry Rosie (the tank engine)?
to which, i'm sure, you would reply, "because her swept her off her feet?"
quoth bram, "no. because he swept her off her wheels. because trains have wheels, not feet. it's a thomas and friends joke that i made up! don't you see?"
(for these jokes to make sense, you have to know the original on which they're based:
why did the teacher marry the janitor? because he swept her off her feet!)
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